branches & roots
I'm Piper. TX. Coffee. Outside.

"…And the road has always led west."



painted with watercolour 

holy shit

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Fun fact of the day: The NY Times is written on an 8th grade reading level. ‘Merica.



P - I - Z- Z- A - P - AR - T - Y

If you gotta blunt then we can get high

If you wanna come then pick up the phone

Don’t get caught with a whack calzone 

it’s not vampire weekend.
it’s not delivery.
it’s l’homme run.

This is so fuckin 90s and the more I listen to it the more I like it

(Source: penfucker, via hoesandwindowtint-deactivated20)

  • a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
  • a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.